Texas Enchilada

While your girl is on her period, you cum inside her. After taking your dick out, it will look like an enchilada with the cum as the cheese and the blood as the sauce. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Guy 1: Damn bruh why she actin' funny?
Guy 2: She hasn't been the same since I gave her a Texas enchilada last night

by Roger Dickson November 23, 2016

Texas Lighter

Texas Lighter: Is a propane torch used as a regular lighter.

Example: Used for the lighting of your favorite smoking products... Cigar, cigarettes, pipes or any other smoking devices, that which need fire applied to.

Hey, can you please pass me the "Texas Lighter", over there, in front of you?

"What? What lighter?"

In, Front of you.
The "Texas Lighter" right there.
That propane torch "Texas Lighter".

by Gypsy Lizzard February 7, 2019

texas potlicker

A term that refers to someone who fishes (usually wade fisherman and people who fish with bait) and uses his/her friends secret spots to impress their other friends. This secret spot will therefore be passed down from googan to googan becoming a not so "secret spot" in the end, usually taking 1-2 seasons of fishing. It is considered one of the duchiest of all the moves by friends because mostly everyone in Texas kill what they catch, rendering their spots useless for future use.

Woooowww, why have there been so many Texas potlickers slamming my favorite hole lately? I wonder if Kevin showed Scott and Granger my spots...?

by Louisianablast&cast September 21, 2015

Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again

You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Texas Dictionary

When a man and a woman have intercourse by the back of a pick up truck, the man or woman, when angry for whatever reason, takes their partners head and begin to repeatedly slam it onto the tail gate until the trucks symbol and or lettering can be seen the persons face, or head. This can also be done on their back or other body parts.

Man 1-Dude, why does kyle have FORD across his forehead?
Man 2-He screamed out the wrong name when he was with Suzie, and she gave him a Texas dictionary.
Man 1-Shit

by Don Peterson September 15, 2010

Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

by TresLC October 4, 2016

Texas Two

Two six packs of beer

eh, Lonestar, where's your texas two? Get your ass to the store!

by Global Addiction April 17, 2009