A sexual act; when you cum in a girls' eye and send her out the door. With or without her clothes. I suppose that's up to you.
You: "My girlfriend was being such a bitch last night."
Me: "Really? What did you do?"
You: "I gave her a foggy walk home!"
Me: "Hahaha, that's funny."
Me: "Really? What did you do?"
You: "I gave her a foggy walk home!"
Me: "Hahaha, that's funny."
by Robyn Hannah May 26, 2007
by Vyplnit September 26, 2011
A woman who is capable of taking on children, home, husband and a job.
She is a strong, confident woman who can handle anything that comes her way. She understands that living in today's world is difficult without two incomes, but also knows that her children are the #1 priority and they need her to be available 24/7. She is resourceful, doing everything she can to make ends meet while entertaining the child(ren), cleaning the house, paying the bills, attending school plays, volunteering for fundraisers, going on field trips, overseeing homework, cooking dinner all while holding on desperately to her social life and making her husband happy.
She is a strong, confident woman who can handle anything that comes her way. She understands that living in today's world is difficult without two incomes, but also knows that her children are the #1 priority and they need her to be available 24/7. She is resourceful, doing everything she can to make ends meet while entertaining the child(ren), cleaning the house, paying the bills, attending school plays, volunteering for fundraisers, going on field trips, overseeing homework, cooking dinner all while holding on desperately to her social life and making her husband happy.
by Cstevens July 27, 2008
by danielle February 20, 2005
A song written in 1974 by southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in their second ever album Second Helping.
by Yt?gegs grrr February 20, 2019
When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
by I took the bumpy road home ;) March 27, 2010
1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"
2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"
3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"
Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."
2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"
3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"
Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."
by hockey=love September 26, 2009