Skip to main content

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.
by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020
mugGet the The John D. Theorymug.

Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.
Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.
by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021
mugGet the Critical Booty Theorymug.

Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.
I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!
by ESPeciallyscientific April 18, 2018
mugGet the Dipshit Theorymug.

theory-fiction

Trust as fiction.

Specifically trust as an appearance.

Trust-as-aesthetic.

Trust as an epistemology or structure-of-truth.
Theory-fiction argues that truth is expressed in terms of language and trust is expressed in terms of an aesthetic (structure-of-truth).
by tomorrowtomorrow December 14, 2018
mugGet the theory-fictionmug.

Conspiracy Theory

A theory about a conspiracy.
Person who pursues a Conspiracy theory: The Earth is flat, MSM bad, NASA's a lie, wake up sheeple!
by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021
mugGet the Conspiracy Theorymug.

sleeve theory

kind of like the Hoodie theory except instead of hooides this is the theory that lads automatically look cuter when they have a sleeve over there mouth or are chewing a cup
paul grahams hott

Paul Graham chewing a cup is HOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by caroline March 30, 2004
mugGet the sleeve theorymug.

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
mugGet the Blonde Hair Rapper Theorymug.

Share this definition