Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

sea animals

things that live under the water. things u can not drown. Sea animals are animals and they can attack anybody, if you're not 5 and fricking disgusting y'all poops. But sea animals can be cute,just dont bring them above water.

person: Sea animals are stupid
person2: no their fish like nemo

person3: sea animals are cute, #cute, stupid, awesome, perfect, hate, i hate you, #stop, #stopanimalabuse ok bye

by nemo1234dory June 4, 2018

Sea Maggot

The name given to those filthy pink crustaceans that swim about in a pool of Marie Rose surrounded by Iceberg lettuce, then some pervert has the audacity to refer to this abomination as a cocktail!

Apologies the kitchen has ran out of Garlic mushrooms may I suggest the Sea Maggot cocktail?

by DeCaldo June 5, 2018

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Sea Breeze

When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.

"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."

by Rundvelt April 19, 2020

Sea Chest

1. A woman’s large breasts.
2. A woman who has large breast.

1. Katy Perry has a admirable Sea Chest.
2. Dam I could drown in her Sea Chest.

by Poop poop 69 November 15, 2020

Sea Urchin Smash

Similar to the Double Dick Down Method where the man wears a strap-on to have both vaginal and anal sex. But with the Sea Urchin Smash the man also suctions a dildo onto his forehead as to also face-fuck his female partner.

The Sea Urchin Smash is so pleasurable that it's like a poison to me.

by Cocktography November 22, 2020