Girl: sorry im not interested
Guy: how about i pay you to be interested
Girl: excuse me i jave a job, im not a slut
Guy: i have $500 and a nice hotel so cut the shit
Girl: looks at you woth interest
You both leave.
Guy: i totaly collected a sole last night from a young girl i met at the library, she was not intrested but my friend bengerjiman franklen did some soul slaying
Guy: how about i pay you to be interested
Girl: excuse me i jave a job, im not a slut
Guy: i have $500 and a nice hotel so cut the shit
Girl: looks at you woth interest
You both leave.
Guy: i totaly collected a sole last night from a young girl i met at the library, she was not intrested but my friend bengerjiman franklen did some soul slaying
by SteveNorth April 7, 2015
Get the Soul Slayingmug. To steal someone’s soul is to steal their entire being. Their thoughts, feelings, essence, mind, etc, and keeping it for yourself. Without a soul, a person is just a corpse. Once you steal their soul, they are yours forever.
“she texted ne and said “i’m going to be stealing your soul.” what does that even mean??”
“she’s the one.”
“she’s the one.”
by hdjsksjksoskx April 20, 2024
Get the Stealing your Soulmug. Some people attribute serious physical diseases to loss of soul and therefore perform rituals to call on the Soul Bird to bring the soul back into the sick person.
by MrActuary June 17, 2021
Get the Soul Birdmug. Someone you more than love, one of your best friends. It's like a more descriptive version of spirit animal.
by LegallyBlonder December 28, 2015
Get the Soul-fishmug. A cosmic lens for discovering one's true essence, seeing the drapes of personality conditioning ( Ego ).
by Starify May 17, 2018
Get the soul mirrormug. When you feel like your soul is casting away during the middle of a double maths session or fucking spanish sessions. Sometime when you have a light boner for no reason and you start massaging it with nothing on your mind.
by DeadInside69ahahaha June 27, 2024
Get the My soul is literal fucking Castawaymug. 