The Nelly Slide

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.

It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214

by shlongman24 April 8, 2021

Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

slide like bees

To “slide like bees” means get going somewhere, or even calling someone over to you. Although confusing because bees can’t slide ...

“Yo Jon Boy slide like bees, there’s clients on the phone wanting drugs!”
“Bet, I’m gonna slide like bees boiiiiiii”

by NoahGDog5 May 2, 2018

Slide

Slide (noun) - The hit of a Hyde and a cart, taken simultaneously. In result, feeling nic and high.

hey what we smoking? oh, we are taking slides. Word made by Haley, Darius, and Emily

by Darius-Haley-Emily November 10, 2021

pirate sliding

doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song

me and the boys went pirate sliding last night

by Gilf dungeon master chad February 26, 2022

let me slide in yo imbox

to let someone text you

somebody let me slide in yo imbox

by endyyessssssssssssss April 14, 2017