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michael scales

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales
by amelia07 April 4, 2021
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Dickedher Scale

The rating system on which guys rate girls to other guys.
Friend: How was Becky last night bro?

Me: not too bad I give her a 6.5 on the Dickedher Scale.
by Wanker Chief April 8, 2021
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Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021
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Bennett Scala

Just a great person, known for his amazing among us talents and spectacular 8 pack!!! SOOOOO SEXY and is just all around a fantastic guy. ALSOOOOO gives great life advice
Look at Bennett Scala killing all those kids
by lucas the ONE TRUE GOD April 13, 2021
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low-scale

alternative form of low-key; not intense and lacks modesty
(1) ah! this is low-scale funny
(2) You're low-scale cute, to be frank.
by ajain983 April 30, 2021
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Mia Salyer

Uses (They/He) prounons, RESPECT THEM.
Goes by: Stanley?/Mia I THINK

THE MOST HANDSOME HUMAN IN THE WORLD, THE SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, DESERVES THE WORLD.
by Sav_cline June 8, 2021
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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 7, 2021
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