by @RobloxOfficial July 25, 2024

where all the fuckin rich foreign expats go to and annahilate their life savings on gambling and expensive hotel bills
by the letter H is superior November 21, 2023

To have romantic relations on the beach. In the wild animal position while Chewbacca noises are made. One sticks their thumb in their into their mouth moist if their flange. Then take the wet and moist thumb and insert it into the sand below your knees. Then secretly and instantly jam the Falange into the sphincter of the receiving partner and hold on or you will be tractor pulling. Edward❤️ 🔥Edward
To be Sand Blasting is when a sausage thumb is inserted into the moist mouth the sand then into the butthole.
Give me a beer before I sand blast that ass.
You may want to see a doctor after I sand blast your ass oh and….your ph level may be off.
We was gettin it on the beach when I Sand Blasted that ass!
The sandy thumb of thumb thumb
Give me a beer before I sand blast that ass.
You may want to see a doctor after I sand blast your ass oh and….your ph level may be off.
We was gettin it on the beach when I Sand Blasted that ass!
The sandy thumb of thumb thumb
by Edward❤️🔥Edward April 10, 2023

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025

by Did I blow your mind May 8, 2018

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.
It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night
by Robat Ppob April 21, 2018

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007
