Salty Walter!

V: The act of ejaculating on a females face, smacking her, and yelling "Walter".

Jerk. Smack. SALTY WALTER!

Salty Walter! by TDyoRu kOAnoMUw wGhD June 7, 2007

salty kiss 

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and only realize halfway through so you vomit a bit in your mouth and gargle that around with some of her yeasty juices so that you can leak it back into her mouth as you come up to make out with her.

Maaan, so i was eating out at Cindy's clams casino last night and her muff carpet tasted kinda yeasty so I honked some smurfs in my own mouth and slurped a bit of her vadge podge along with that so I could give her a nice long salty kiss that involved lots of tongue, see if I could make her yodel some groceries for not having told me her snatch was raunch-a-taunchy.

salty kiss by Monster Village August 16, 2012

Salty dog 

Someone who sweats gravy and bleeds milk.

Damn, Jerry really needs to stop eating brownies and playing kickball. He's acting like a Salty Dog

Salty dog by Ming the king May 24, 2012

Salty iham 

Similar to salty pirate.. Where a male ejaculates in the eyes of a female/male causing her/him to loose vision in BOTH eyes, and then kicking her/him in one leg so she/he hops about like iham with a peg leg.

Boy: Hey babe, you want a salty iham?
Girl: Hrmm.. yeah okay. just make it quick, i'm having an eye check-up later.

Salty iham by ritzycave October 26, 2007

salty loogey 

A salty loogey is when a male ejaculates inside of a female's nose, at which point she loogeys the semen and proceeds to swallow it, as opposed to spitting it out.

"Dude, I was giving this girl a salty loogey last night and the bitch spat it back at me! I had half a mind to smack her right then and there."

salty loogey by Messiah of Love May 31, 2009

salty goggles 

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)

Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely

salty goggles by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

salty patch 

a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.

Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.

salty patch by gooseballisfresh March 17, 2010