Mr. Square

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.

Tayla: Ohcrap I only got 64% on my maths exam

Harriet: At least you're not Mr. Square.

by Dartron December 9, 2008

Square Box Hero

Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity

After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.

by The KC Huckster July 6, 2023

Dissenter Squared

A group with moxie commissioned with dissenting the 21st century self-proclaimed "mavericks."

Guy #1: You ever heard of Dissenter Squared?
Girl #!: No. Are they squares?
Dissenter Squared: No, we're complete and utter fools! So come join us!
Guy #1 and Girl #1: Sure! Why not?

by undertheviaduct April 11, 2010

Galvanized square steel

Steel that has been squared and galvanized (meaning it's dipped into zinc for better rust protection). It's gained popularity out of home design videos that make incredibly small spaces look modern. Galvanized square steel is often used to expand the small spaces of make frames (usually bed). It's bolted my screws specifically from their aunt and covered and eco friendly wood veneers

"cant forget about the galvanized square steel!!!"
"They should use galvanized square steel to expand Monaco!!!

by Shieldx May 30, 2024

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by [e-mail] February 14, 2017

Square Cornered

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.

Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!

by Mgamerz June 23, 2010