Cosmos for rednecks

An edition of tv show, cosmos, edited for rednecks and hillbillys. It takes the creation of the universe and....edits it...to suit redneck culture.

another popular audience to Cosmos for Rednecks are the ever elusive night drunks, the Fadoukri's.

cosmos for rednecks quote:

It is clear by the bones of a JESUSsaurus rex that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE.

by Corrupted Curse March 11, 2009

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

red neck

Originally used as a term to describe a term to describe a white person who worked outdoors. The sun made his neck red.

This has become a slander for low class people who do not want the country taken over by minorities, liberals and non whites. These people are vocal with their opinions.

The red neck said: look at those lazy niggers on welfare!

by UncleSnake March 27, 2008

redneckization

The shift of American culture from traditional pastimes to ones associated with Southern and backwoods cultures.

Baseball is being replaced by ultimate fighting as America's pastime due the redneckization.

by Buck Nekkid December 23, 2006

redneckiest

exemplifying people and/or mannerisms that reflect a redneck way of living

Bill- "Man, did you see that truck with the stars and bars on it?"

Ted- "Yeahh dude, that was the redneckiest thing i ever saw."

by Dr. Pipp and Mr. Pebber April 28, 2011

Redneckican

Not to be confused with Rednexican, a Redneckican is a mullet sporting Redneck, with a dark complexion, who loves to wear gold chains, gold bracelets, and gold eagle belt buckles to complement his his ridiculously tight leather pants, snakeskin boots, and alligator skin cowboy hat. If he was south of the border, or in some hole in the wall biker bar in East L.A. he might be confused for a Narco Trafficker but at your average boot scoot cowboy bar he just looks like a very tan pedophile on the hunt for some barely legal booty.

"That dog'll hunt" screamed the drunk Redneckican after he slapped a giant thong adorned booty on the line dancing floor.

by Ohboyskies May 9, 2014

Rednecks with paychecks

Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.

Look at them Robertsons on their riding lawn mowers. I heard they are rednecks with paychecks.

by watermelawn March 13, 2017