Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set
by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022
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Panama City pump

When you're on vacation and you find a gym or something slightly heavy (beach chair, bag, cooler, natty pack) to get a quick pump before you hit the beach. Used to effectively moisten the ladies.
Hey bro I'm gonna go get a quick Panama City pump before we storm the beach like Normandy.
by Chris and Justin show July 13, 2017
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Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.
*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh
by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021
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Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.
by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015
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Pump Fake Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.
Bro don’t get REKT by Pump Fake Envy, just HODL your HEX coins.
by Mati Allin November 23, 2020
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