trash pocket

A trash pocket is something that only moms and teenage boys have. It's where all their trash from the day is stored and later released into the washing machine when they inevitably forget to empty it.

Nathan didn't empty his trash pocket; now the washing machine is filled with tissues and gum wrappers.

by Verolane October 5, 2016

jump pocket

Another word for asshole used in jail and prisons.

How did he smuggle those drugs into jail?
He brought them in his jump pocket.

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013

pocket commented

Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

by beneficiall August 1, 2012

Cod Pocket

When a middle aged woman who should know better starts screwing around with a married man.

Bethany is a real cod pocket for messing around with a married man.

by Revenge Queen October 13, 2022

Pocket Portable

That little voice screaming "I'm Portable!!!!!!" in your pocket.

Person a: What is that noise?
Person b: My friend who is pocket portable
Pocket Portable Friend: IM PORTABLE!!!!!!

by nejikiri. February 5, 2023

Pocket jalapeno

To bring your own Jalapeno to a restaurant to avoid being charged a small fee for a side of Jalapeno that is so small that you have to go rant on facebook or Yelp and slander a buisness because you're a child.

Thank God I brought a Pocket jalapeno out to eat, I would've hated to complain again over such a irrelevant issue involving paying a small fee for a side.

by PeteyMartini December 28, 2018