pee-shaw

BULLSHIT (hey, I first posted the word, so this isn't bad)

"Yo bro is commin home from juvie? Pee-shaw!"

by That Bum April 30, 2005

pee wee helmet

the act of laying your package atop a random person's head...as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.

Hey mr. homeless man! Try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

Pee group pressure

The desire not to be left out when a group of friends decide to take a pee break at the public toilets.

Yeah, I didn't need to go, but I didn't want to miss out on all that gossip, so I gave in to pee group pressure and pretended I had to go as well.

by Traveltext October 11, 2008

Pee Brain

You right now for searching this.

You have a pee brain

by you are reading my name January 12, 2021

Bustin' a Pee Wee

Getting caught masturbating a la Pee Wee Herman

Suzie: I caught Mark bustin' a Pee Wee. He had his dingus in one hand and a picture of Jennie in the other.

Cat: You better dump that jackass before he two times you with your best friend.

by Davy B January 15, 2010

faux pee

When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.

Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.

by JJE October 12, 2008

pee split

A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.

Ted: I caught Joel pulling a pee split this morning!
Randy: I didn't even know he was gay!

by rompmonster January 6, 2009