road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 3, 2010

road header

Someone who gives road head.

Macy is a very good road header.

by iiThe Juggernaut November 16, 2011

road rules

A terrible show about a group of "Diverse" people wasting the prime of their life, while traveling/fighting/arguing/living in an RV.

God damn, road rules is almost as bad as real world.

by Steve the Dinosaur July 18, 2003

road rules

A horrible show that should be banned in all countries around the world except iraq, where its only legal for torture.

They killed the poor guy with road rules.

by BYOB August 2, 2003

Road to Ratus

Similar In definition to the "Moldovan Road Trip" Road to Ratus implies parking close to an abandoned lot presumably with a lover then shagging in said abandoned building

"Me and Stacy went on the Road to Ratus last night!"

by dickliu April 19, 2019

road rules

just about the worst show on MTV. Right next to Who's Got Game.

Did you watch Road Rules tonight?
Yeah it sucked!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

road rules

a gang of faggot hippies who think they're "lucky" to be on a dumbass show.

yo, them bitches dumb enough to be on road rules

by big ugly August 1, 2003