noah scott

A man who finds attraction to penises and is secretly gat

“Noah Scott please come out the closet”

by noahscottsbestie March 24, 2023

Noah

big dick energy

No one thinks it but Noah has the biggest penis around tow

by Noah Salden March 16, 2023

Noah

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

Noah

He is so sexy girls eat his peee peee every day

Wow I really want Noah's peee peee

by My willy is huge 🥵 June 2, 2022

Noah

The biggest simp you will ever meet, also fucking obese

Noah: hey my love, I hope you have a swell day
Evan: stop simpin you lil bitch

by Jack Phil February 29, 2020

Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.

"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022