Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.

Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no

by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021

jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.

“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”

by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019

country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.

I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.

by JimTim July 1, 2015

Big Country

When a hunter takes a crap in the woods early in the morning and it's cool out so steam rises from the pile

Ben: Did you see that Big Country that Coach Gaines left at the trailhead?
Claytor: Yeah, that dude is a legend.

by Definitely Not Jennings June 17, 2021

countries

every single one of us lives on a country

You: what countries do you live on?
Friend: Philippines

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

big country

Usually a big man over 6 foot, kind of cute, he is a gentleman, sometimes can be a bit of an asshole but at the end of the day you know his heart is bigger than his head. Also acceptable to call him "big cunt".

yea here comes big country!

by eemagrath February 26, 2020