Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Neurofen and Nap

When you're in immense pain so you take a pain remedy and nap so that when you wake up you're painless and energised.

(Neurofen is a popular pain-relief medication)

Tanesha: Wanna netflix and chill?
Derrick: Nah, my teeth hurt. I'm gonna neurofen and nap

by 343N November 6, 2018

Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.

I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.

by A&B CCC August 9, 2023

NyQuil Nap

The super awesome deep sleep you get after taking NyQuil.

Terry: Gee golly, I'm so tired!
Phillip: I'm not, I had a NyQuil nap last night.

by Bootybootybootyrockitevrywayuh December 11, 2012

Ant nap

The reincarnation of Lil uzi vert

Yo bro ant nap is literally uzi

by Lil uzi vert34 October 18, 2020

naptown-nap

the act of ejaculating in or around the girl and then punching them in the back of the heading rendering then unconcious this is a potentially deadly act that if not performed by a professional can cause death braindmamge or you to be arrested for assault so kids get them drunk first

this bitch was annoying so my buddy gave her a naptown-nap

by cock drags ground & mi hung-lo December 14, 2009