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Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Pull a Patrick

When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself
by Xohoo October 9, 2020
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Patrick

Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be Happy.
"Without Patrick my life wouldn't be as worth living."
by Doesen December 17, 2018
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Patrick

They act cool in front of others but when they're with family they are complete jerks. They are very good at working and can easily be distracted. They have so many girlfriends and end up breaking up with them in a short period of time but who knows, maybe they'll find the right one some day. They actually know so much. They're like a living google walking around. They are very smart but tend to not like to show that side of them for some reason. They also like to do lots of pranks.
That sure is a Patrick
by KayWinter December 28, 2019
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Patrick

A beta who has little man syndrome and is always trying to be like his alpha. Similar to a leprechaun in behavior. Really good at being a mooch
He’s got to stop being such a Patrick.
by Alpha_him69420 January 28, 2024
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Patrick

Patrick would be the type of guy to annoy you most of the time while being your best friend. It would be a love-hate friendship but you’d grow out of the hate part pretty quickly. You would spend most of your days being with Patrick and enjoy them while they last.
Patrick is a good friend of mine he is kind but can be a tad bit foolish!
by WilliamAft0n May 8, 2022
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Patrick

people who don't shower and have body oder
Girl: I met a cute guy today

Girl 2: what was his name
Girl:Patrick

Girl 2: you should run away
by Charlie Curnow April 9, 2023
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