stud muffin

someone who is very popular with the ladies, they are also classed as sexual.

hey sexy stodd, you're a stud muffin!

by loopyyy March 9, 2009

Muffin Man

An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.

Man, that Mike Dickmann sure do love him some Little Debbie. He a straight up Muffin Man.

by Butter_Bean August 21, 2013

Swagger Muffin

A tween (10- 12 years old) / teen (13-19 years old) who is uptodate on every thing realated to pop culture

Big Sister: What the fuck is the "Bæ"
Little Sister: Its what u call your boyfriend, dumbass
Big Sister: You're such a Swagger Muffin

by ThaSwaggerMuffin December 30, 2014

Sex Muffins

Muffins that are made while having hot sex, making them extra super delicious.

Rachel and I made delicious sex muffins last night for my grandma.

by NiggerPie35 June 23, 2010

Love Muffins

A slang term describing a woman's chest, commonly perky ones.

Her Love Muffins look moist.

by x.O June 22, 2008

blumpkin muffin

Having a sixty nine while taking a dump on the toliet

Me and my bitch had a blumpkin muffin last night!

by XXXJ October 20, 2009

Corn Muffin

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out

I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast

by Grand Master Crash December 25, 2008