Muffin Man

An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.

Man, that Mike Dickmann sure do love him some Little Debbie. He a straight up Muffin Man.

by Butter_Bean August 21, 2013

Swagger Muffin

A tween (10- 12 years old) / teen (13-19 years old) who is uptodate on every thing realated to pop culture

Big Sister: What the fuck is the "Bæ"
Little Sister: Its what u call your boyfriend, dumbass
Big Sister: You're such a Swagger Muffin

by ThaSwaggerMuffin December 30, 2014

Sex Muffins

Muffins that are made while having hot sex, making them extra super delicious.

Rachel and I made delicious sex muffins last night for my grandma.

by NiggerPie35 June 23, 2010

Love Muffins

A slang term describing a woman's chest, commonly perky ones.

Her Love Muffins look moist.

by x.O June 22, 2008

blumpkin muffin

Having a sixty nine while taking a dump on the toliet

Me and my bitch had a blumpkin muffin last night!

by XXXJ October 20, 2009

Corn Muffin

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out

I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast

by Grand Master Crash December 25, 2008

muffin button

An affectionate nickname for the clitoris

All it takes it a little press of her muffin button and she'll come like a busted fire hydrant.

by evan99 July 26, 2006