matt linn

A manchild who does not clean up after himself. Thinks he plays football but really doesnt. Has a small penis. Performs anal sex on pillows, animals, little people(midgets or kids), and is litteraly a pedophile. And thinks hes a badass who is fuking retarded as fuck and isnt liked by anyone at school.

"Im Matt Linn"

"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."

by 420MexicanComedian March 2, 2019

Matt Orosz

A toe sucking mega faggot he loves the color purple and to eat men’s poop, he would love bbc in his tight little ass hole and to choke on huge cock, he will ride a cock like one should a Horse. And he’s a nigger

Matt Orosz is A MEGA fag gag bag that ate my soft turds

by Kkkizlie January 25, 2020

Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.

"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"

by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011

Matt Black it au

What Indian gangsters say in New Zealand when they see any car that should deserve a matt black paint job. Matt black usually attracts cops cause its a dodgy colour.

Vijay : Matt black it auuuu
Me : Nah its all good.
Vijay : You need to matt black it auuuu.

by darkmyst May 12, 2006

matt

A fuckboy from Cali.
To be more specific he's an entitled asshole.

"Hey I met matt today- person 1
Really? Which one, the fuckboy or the nice one? -person 2
All Matts are fuckboys so you can't really describe one.- person 3"

by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020

Matt Dat Kat

Local LA House DJ, Graphic Designer and Promoter since 1996. Named after the popular rave/drug culture. Matt Dat Kat or MDK for short can also stand for, "My Design's Kill", "Matt's Designs Kill", "Matt Does Ketamine", "Music doesn't Kill" amongst many others.

Matt Dat Kat House DJ

by peach96 February 10, 2009

plain old matt

an attempt by john parks to be original, unfortunately, he breaks urbandictionary rules and advertises, and thusly we have to report his definition as bad >:-)

John Parks is a faggot

by No body March 20, 2005