Douglas Martin jr

Douglas is the most adorable rat ever and likes to bite hamsters, he is also very unawear of stuff around him and is a sexy doggo who we all love xx

"Who's that dog Holly is with? "
"oh that's Douglas Martin jr"
"he's a lovely rat"

by Lewyyy boiii™ June 18, 2019

Martin Rumler

A 6'6 black man who is the best fortnite player in the world. He also gets all the pussy in existence, he is so much better than white boy Zain. He is omnitall and omnicool and he should be worshipped as a god #rumlerism

Wow he's like 6'5 and black - he's not nearly as cool as Martin rumler who is 6'6 and black

by Whiteboyzainmughal April 11, 2019

martin black

I big guy with on average an 10 inch dick max of 12 inches

I fucked a huge Martin black last night

by Bigc0cksucker69999 December 7, 2017

Martin MiRey

Mi rey, its in the dictionary now so you can't deny that you're the most handsome, adorable, caring, affectionate, sweet, attractive, hot, cute, loving, funny, wonderful, amazing, incredible, perfect-to-me boyfriend ever. I want a future and a family together and I want to see your face when I wake up every morning, and I want to celebrate all your successes and hold you through your mistakes because I love you with all my heart, body, mind, and soul. Will you marry me??

Martin MiRey te amo mucho mucho mucho mucho mas hehe

by Demidork7 July 18, 2022

Martin

Someone who wants to be a therapist, not to read people, but to be the fixer in the relationship.

Oh, I’ve talked to Martin.

And?

I just wanted to talk!

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martinism

We cannot define it! ,,Martin Luther King" tried to live ,,Martinism" -but he didn't manage. So ,,Martinism" is when you act nonviolent like ,,Mahatma Gandhi". If you live ,,Martinism" you will often get letters from the ,,FBI" that are written unfriendly.

,,Martin" can you give me a gun? ,,Martin": ,,Noway - I act nonviolent like ,,Martinism""

by h1ghflyer October 28, 2023

martinated

Describes someone who is very angry or upset, usually for a trivial reason.

Oh no, he's martinated because his mom got green grapes instead of the purple grapes he wanted.

by flamingooolvr September 14, 2025