by Super Megalo January 12, 2020

Grandson: Grandpa i want Minecraft for christmas. Grandpa: I'm sorry young one, I can't afford a Minecraft .
Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .
Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .
by Hscheema 2 July 25, 2022

by wbblys August 29, 2021

A fun game which you mine blocks and craft stuff and build things
Updates include: 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 1.9 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 .
1.17 1.18 1.19
Updates include: 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 1.9 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 .
1.17 1.18 1.19
by MinecraftMan5000 December 30, 2020

by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.
Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017
