march 29th

the 29th of march is national eat your best friends ass after they had a shit day

veit: hey what's up bro
Jake: just took a mean shit my man
Veit: wait what? don't you know that it's march 29th?
Jake: oh SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Veit: No worries bro just lemme clean you up real quick🤙

by Les Steiger October 15, 2019

March 28

March 28 is the day were all the hottest and cutest guys are born . If you’re born on this day you are the luckiest person on earth girls that are born on this day are OK but the boys are so cute!!! If you were a boy born on this day you have the hottest girlfriend. If your looking this up it’s probably your birthday or your friends

Girl 1: he’s so hot

Girl 2: yeah, he was born on March 28th

Girl 1: that makes sense

by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019

March 2

This day is the best day in the world. It is when Paul-Gabriel was born. This master of prophecies will tell your future if you go to him on this day and ask him: "Is it your birthday?".

Class: Happy birthday Paul-Gabriel !
PG: Oh yeah, March 2!

by Aguywitchneedshelp November 21, 2019

march 19

March 19 is international penis slapping day

oh i slapped 19 penises today aww i only slaped 12

march 19 is penis slap

by John Sammy JOe April 9, 2019

March 28

Its a international good Day be happy and smile

Be happy today it is march 28!

by Yeetimacow February 11, 2020

March 1st

March 1st is National Ask Out your crush day.Dont be scared to go up to your crush and ask him/her out

People born on March 1st are so incredible and nice these people are especially sweet and true friends

by jj0101🏳️‍🌈🥰 February 28, 2020

March 3

International throw your boyfriend

Henry come here so I can throw you.
What, why?
It’s March 3 international throw your boyfriend day.

by Honk2.0 March 2, 2020