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When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
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The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
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Get the rat on a log mug.Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
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That U-Log is a such an idiot!
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Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
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