a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness June 30, 2022
 Get the fartness locknessmug.
Get the fartness locknessmug. by Mundean  December 22, 2019
 Get the Locked upmug.
Get the Locked upmug. by takiyoshi February 29, 2024
 Get the Lock Inmug.
Get the Lock Inmug. A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.
by -=v00d00=- March 21, 2023
 Get the Barrel Lockedmug.
Get the Barrel Lockedmug. A total hottie, that cute boy that I don’t have the courage to ask out. He’s such a cutie. My dream guy
Locke is seggsy
by itzmegersy September 26, 2021
 Get the Lockemug.
Get the Lockemug. the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.
by allahmommy July 10, 2025
 Get the Cheese-Lockingmug.
Get the Cheese-Lockingmug. A term representing a strong, secure bond in a relationship, characterized by exclusivity, trust, and mutual interests. It suggests a connection that feels both safe and intriguing, much like the mysterious allure of Loch Ness.
Ever since they started dating, their relationship has been like Lockness—so secure and full of trust, you can just feel the connection between them!
by Reuben’Jones  September 29, 2025
 Get the Locknessmug.
Get the Locknessmug.