plus Juan

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

Hailey&Juan

Hailey and Juan are the best couple. they suck echoer toes and tuesday and they beat up women together

Hailey&Juan will beat u if ur a woman

by mycockistoobigforthis May 28, 2023

Ray-Juan

Man with pig penis

Man with pig penis that is used for sex.
Ray-Juan is a beauty man.

by James11113 June 4, 2023

kopachie Júanchóncho

The more edgy explicit version of Kopachi Quanchoncho, almost an equivalent to a gammit in explictness, don't let your mom hear you say this or you will get grounded.

kopachie Júanchóncho! My tacobell just fell all over the floor, now I gotta eat the nacho fries off of the ground!! kopachie Júanchóncho!!! kopachie Júanchóncho!!!! kopachie Júanchóncho!!! Gam**t!!!!

by HoyEhh17 October 1, 2023

The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 12, 2023

The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023

the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023