Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
by Tweekachew October 12, 2020
Get the Johnny 5mug. 
Johnny has two definition 1. A sticky , slimy substance that stick in your panties or boxers also known as “ poop “ 2. A deadly disease that can crawl up your nose once it is sniffed.
1. “ dudes I’ll be right back I think just Johnny’d my self “ 2. “ this patient might not make it due to the johnny disease “
by James Trevor September 23, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
Get the Chest Johnniesmug. by johnny eater November 24, 2022
Get the johnnymug. A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.
Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
by Scootero June 13, 2021
Get the Johnny Hollywoodmug. by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024
Get the Johnnymug.