wooden jesus

Jesus, only made of wood

Wooden Jesus is my Wooden savior.

by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007

Jesus Droppings

Easter Eggs

When dad mowed the lawn today, he tore up some of those Jesus Droppings we never found at the Easter egg hunt last year.

by Sageindigo March 1, 2009

emo jesus

another term for Criss Angel the best magician in the world

i love watching emo jesus on A&E every wednesday night at 10.

by squilliam November 30, 2006

Jews for Jesus

1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.

Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".

Jew: FUCK YOU!

by j e w May 19, 2006

Angry Jesus

Occures when a female ties a naked male to the bed in the shape of the cross, and walks out.

I'm so mad that, that bitch put me in an Angry Jesus last night!

by T1T4Nium 5p0rK March 17, 2007

Jesus Himself

A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.

"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"

by Kayla Malcolm January 2, 2008

Jesus Christ

A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Damn, that guy Jesus Christ sure is bad-ass. He somehow managed to revive himself after being nailed to a giant board. Props, yo.

by Levi Hizzle August 13, 2009