toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you

This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday

by Gay professor man November 27, 2020

firmly toasted

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

Toasted Rooster

Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.

Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

sack toast

When a man’s fart rolls to the front, washing hot methane up against his ball sack making them feel warm and toasty.

I kept my balls at the bus stop by making sack toast until the bus showed.

by Meaty McMeatboxer March 24, 2020

Toast eaters

The best squad ever created! This squad is really goofy and fun and gets into trouble sometimes.

Oh my gosh the toast eaters are so goofy!

by Realdumbogirly November 2, 2019

Toasted

The negative action word to describe someone who has been called out or 'dissed'; usually used in a negative or demeaning context. Often spoken with a hand covering the mouth to emphasize the degree of toasting.

Synonyms: roasted, pouched, sautéed, burn, easy baked

Bella to Kenzie Your boobs are bigger than your brain!
Morgan Toasted!!

by Immabender20 April 9, 2016

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023