Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

by hitemlow November 23, 2009

man-in-law

Someone you girlfriend/wife used to date and she may or may not still have feelings for

Tom: I caught up with John yesterday
Jim: Ha! You mean you man-in-law...remember your wife Jackie used to date him for a while before you
Tom: Shit.. no wonder we never became friends

by Ninety-five August 27, 2010

Louie's Law

When something goes right, and three other things go wrong

I found twenty bucks in the road, then got hit by a car, driven by the guy my girlfriend cheated on me with, while she was blowing him. I blame Louie's Law

by T-man from D town November 7, 2010

Fox's Law

This law states that, in any given political debate, the likelihood that one participant will refer to another as unamerican increases as said participant runs out of valid arguments.

Named for Fox News.

Fox's Law in action:

Person A: "I disagree with the war in Iraq and would like our troops to come home."
Person B: "That's unamerican!"

Person C: "I think everyone should have access to affordable medical care."
Person D: "That's unamerican!"

by Lola Lithium May 4, 2010

Hotshit's Law

When everything in your life goes exactly the way you gave previous thought too. You identify whether it's positive or negative. Always something positive evolves from that which was negative and gives you peace of thought utter joy and happiness.

I just got laid! Leave it up to Hotshit's Law.

by Hotshit ow ow June 23, 2008

Law Dig

Great substitute for any of the following:
Bro, Dude, or Homie.
Usually used by white kids who arent gangster enough to say homie, are tired of dude, and are not good enough friends with people to call them bros.

Megan: "What's up Laaaaaw Diiiig?!?
Jack: "Nothing much Law Dig, just about to go get some pizza."

by Floe, Skyler December 17, 2008

Ivers' Law

This law, a variation of Godwin's Law, was formulated on August 31, 2008. "As a political internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Bush and/or 9/11 approaches one."

Person 1: Dude, who are you voting for?
Person 2: Obama man, McCain is too much like Bush... and we all know Bush was the mastermind behind 9/11.
Person 1: Ivers' Law is proven again.

by Ivers October 20, 2008