im cumming

when a human male is jacking off, and he deciddes to shout "IMM CUMMMINGGG" or in sex

Person 1: HARDER!!!!
person 2: IM CUMMINGGG1!!

by Spahendrix September 18, 2022

im back

when you come back.

ok im back lets do this

by Questionforgodwhy April 13, 2021

Im so depressed.

This is used to show people how you feel.

Angel: iM sO dEpReSsEd..........

Zee: Shut up.

by y3h_d May 8, 2022

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG

Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.

"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."

by Ratts2474 August 14, 2024

im gonna frog

this applies to when you’re sucking a cock and the person cums and the cum goes deep down your throat and you start retching

oh god i think im gonna frog

by sn41lz February 3, 2021