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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old
by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
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im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.
Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!
by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023
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im jus tired

there's too much to explain
person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired
by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023
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Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.
Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"
by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023
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Im uwu..

im uwu..
my sis: im uwu..
me: wdym?
my sis: ur uwu.
by lisabelle October 5, 2023
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i did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!

I was one of the ppl thinking I have to show of the definition of my name from Urban dictionary it seems to be a cringe move and I'm sorry
look at him, putting "I did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!" in his story, he deserves to die
by yung_cringelord November 25, 2021
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yo im whitty

bomb man from a mod of popular rhythm game friday night funkin tells us about who he is
yo im whitty.

(insert Ballistic_Inst.ogg & Ballistic_Voices.ogg)
by CyberNutz December 2, 2021
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