Germans

FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.

Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.

He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.
Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!
by Skinny_legend_1997 January 30, 2022
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German

German is a funny and kind person who loves travelling and planes.If you don´t know something,German always has the answer.But be careful,German is a great person and a great friend but if you mess with him he can expose you.
Person 1: Who´s that boy over there throwing pistachios?
Person 2: He is German.
by JochuMaiz October 7, 2020
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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German

Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.
Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.
by 637Neon April 12, 2021
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German rain cloud

Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.
Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(
by Stuntclown1 December 9, 2019
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