FISH FLAPS

Sub standard lady parts

We were about to get it on ,then I got a whiff of her fish flaps and it was all over.

by Tonyd5150 December 06, 2022

Hag flap

The loose skin on a woman's arm.

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.

by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022

Tuna flapping

Female masterbation

She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.

by Kweenweis January 22, 2018

Retford Flap

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.

Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”

by Seratonin Bradykinin December 03, 2023

Granny Flaps

extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies

"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"

by [bj] JackMehoff September 26, 2019

Elongated flap syndrome

Massively enlarged vaginal flap

Don’t use a thong, flap will stick out and blow in the wind (elongated flap syndrome)

by WilliamOhuxter July 30, 2023

Chapati flaps

Another name for the Beef Curtains.

"Went down on our lass last night she wriggled so much with excitement she nearly slapped to death with her chapati flaps".

by Ddraig73 April 26, 2023