February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

by Krkič February 21, 2020

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February 12th

On this day a true bad bitch from Gracanica is born and she is the prettiest one. We love her you know who u are

Wow shes so pretty. Yeah shes born on February 12th

by s3lmqq May 6, 2020

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February 34

The day the dinosaurs died due to a meteor hitting earth, and a fat fart made by a pack of humongous cockroaches.

Person 1: What day did the dinos die?
Person 2: Oh, February 34 of course!
Person 1: Oh ya, how could I forget!

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh May 28, 2020

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A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

by whippysnake245 September 8, 2020

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