iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.

Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.

by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009

Facebook Diet

When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.

Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!

by KGYS December 11, 2011

Facebook Uncle

everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world

No he's my mom's brother, he is a stupid Facebook Uncle

by gayfawkes April 13, 2015

Facebook Idealist.

These are the people on Facebook who like to bitch about poverty, war, domestic violence, child abuse, rape, bank robberies, starving children in Africa, liberals/conservatives, Democrats/Republicans, alcohol, drugs, pedophiles, computer hackers, the drug dealer next door, pornography, music, Devil-worshipers, endangered animals, racist jokes, holocaust jokes, religion jokes, political (in)correctness, religion (or lack thereof), animal rights, oppressive work conditions, sexual harassment, or how much their life sucks.

Like most idealists, Facebook Idealists hardly, if ever, lift a finger to combat the perceived evils in the world. They complain because they can't be bothered with finding, or lack the intellectual capacity to find real world solutions to humanities, or even their own, problems. In essence, they're whiny little idiots.

Guy 1: Look at this chick on Facebook saying "I wish solders didnt have to goes to warz, and that AIDS wasnt real!!!!! :(:(:(:("

Girl 1: Wow what a Facebook Idealist.

Guy 2: We all know one

Girl 2: And hate one.

by kbizz42 July 19, 2011

Facebook Integrity

The idea that one shouldn't like a bar/restaurant/food/etc. before actually visiting or experiencing it.

“Geez, Steve, if you didn’t have so much Facebook Integrity you would have realized tonight is two dollar everythings at the bar!”

by The Real Alex Peters September 8, 2013

facebook mom

Usually named karen , susan , thelma , etc. posts redneck and minion memes

vania: my mom is such a facebook mom
me: yea, she’s posted 9 minion memes already today.

by ramennoodletampons February 22, 2020

Facebook trauma

Facebook trauma (or Status infliction) occurs when a 'friend' you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. A source of deep agony.

Facebook trauma examples...

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly

by Supraxi September 6, 2011