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Facebook Commentathon

An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.
Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?
by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011
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Facebook Diet

When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.
Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!
by KGYS December 11, 2011
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Facebook Fabler

when a girl or guy only puts photos up that make him or her look good. When seeing the person in real life you realize that they look nothing like they posted online.
Caleb : She looked so good on her prof pic, so i clicked on her other pics.

Barrett : How was it?

Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above

Barrett : Indeed
by MTDEW12345 September 3, 2009
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Facebook Sponsor

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.
"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."
by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009
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Facebook Exhibitionism

When a person shares too much personal information on facebook, whether it's to draw attention or to make him/her feel important. Like other people even care about that stuff! Stop! It embarrasses your family, you big doof!
Evette felt as though no one in her house or school paid attention to her so she turned to her computer. As her psychologist explained, Facebook Exhibitionism is not a way to solve an inferiority complex, and it's a treatable disorder.
by p j g January 13, 2011
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Facebook Spree

When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.
Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!
by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011
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Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.
I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.
by nrs1970 June 24, 2010
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