Munchie fairy

the fair that hides munchies in the middle of the night

"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"

by Iamforiegnkt March 4, 2018

Do you see fairies?

The question that you would use to ask someone is stupid and retarded.

Bro why’d you do that, Do you see fairies?

by Sneeze88 October 2, 2021

Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.

1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?

by KokoDragon July 12, 2020

cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 25, 2009

Cum Fairy

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.

"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"

by Mistor Mike June 7, 2022

Fort Fairy

The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.

I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.

by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019

The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.

by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022