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cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries
tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy
by guido123 August 25, 2009
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mern fairy

sexy ass mama with the juiciest cheeks on the whole block. she'll give sloppy lick to any dog who gives her a bone. the only downside to this flawless specimen of middle aged mom is she fricks her own sons.
"bro, did you see that hot ass chick?"
"hell yeah, i clapped her, she's a real mern fairy.'
by hibblygibbly February 12, 2018
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Trail Fairy

A person or home that takes in weary travelers on long journeys, usually ones of great endurance such as the PCH hike trail. Often these ‘Fairies’ will provide a place to shower and a safe yard to camp out at. Each Fairy is different!
“Dude, thank god we were able to find a Trail Fairy before sunset… im so tired of walking I can’t wait to shower and sleep”
by CAsurfer February 6, 2024
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Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink
I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!
by KandTJ November 20, 2009
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Fairy Dust

When you sprinkle the leftover vaginal crust left on the male genitalia after sex on your partner.
Matt tried to Fairy Dust Rachel but she ran away.
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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Fag Fairy

similar to the tooth fairy but instead of leaving money in exchange for little children's teeth it turns someone into fag
The fag fairy breaks into ones home during nighttime and turns someone gay
the effects of the fag fairy are people dressing or acting gay the day after the fag fairy visits
To protect yourself from becoming a fag lock your doors and windows

If you believe the fag fairy has visited you and you don't wish to become a fag simply pray the gay away
by kale_300 December 28, 2022
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flower fairy

A alternate name for a baker or pastry person.
Hey, you know that flower fairy knows how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.
by KillerGriller31 October 8, 2009
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