Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck
by Frito_lays October 5, 2023
Get the Evanmug. A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.
by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by BoiBoiBoi123456789 November 24, 2021
Get the Evanmug. A serial killer with malicious intent to murder everyone as he knows how to get away with it properly
by George Bowser May 19, 2021
Get the Mr Evansmug. Guy who wanks in school toilet and watches hentai is gay and bully also tries to deny he was wanking I school toilet
Evan is gay
by Darrellmon April 16, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Using "Bro" Speak in normal everyday sentences - including phrases such as "Fo Sho," "O Nice," "Legit," "Wicked Cool," among others.
by gigiA2 November 25, 2010
Get the Talk Evan to Memug. Evan T. There is way too much to say about HER. I’ve seen so many definitions on here, but most of them are about guys. So this one is for you, Evan.
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
by Someone.Somewhere November 15, 2022
Get the Evanmug.