Mendoza Effect

When only half of what you say is true yet people believe everything you say, that's the Mendoza Effect

There is no way that can be true! Joe tricked you with the Mendoza Effect

by Wordsmithy June 1, 2018

The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.

He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force

by The diamond April 27, 2019

clitoriolis effect

The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)

Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.

by ChuckChaser69 December 10, 2011

Sweetcorn Effect

When someone is unable to extract anything meaningful out of information presented to them, either verbally from another person or through forms of media.
Parallel taken from the apparent lack of change to a sweetcorn kernel after it has passed through the human digestive system.

"You may as well not bother telling him, it's the sweetcorn effect with him"

by Solonist March 24, 2010

The Gibson Effect

The uncontrollable physical pull towards a member of a band regardless of their every day appearance.

Could you feel the gibson effect at that gig last night, the band were hot!

by MorrisOwner August 10, 2010

The Kelly Effect

When the most awkward person of your friend group is the only to have a boyfriend.

Sarah is the most awkward person out of her friends but she is the only one to get asked to prom...it's the Kelly Effect!!

by Kate Marie93 April 16, 2014

The Suitor Effect

Rapid loss of braincells due to association. May experience random outbursts of running as-well

Man you’ve been slow today are you experiencing “The Suitor Effect”?

by Mastercard December 13, 2021