Dylan is a friend who loves to protect you but also punch you and kick you in the balls aka. The gas pedal until you pee blood
by Yeetbeetskeet August 30, 2021
A canadian that thinks he can play drums, but can only play with his balls. When hes mad, which is all the time, he is actually PMSing. and he likes to lie alot.
Dylan Villenueve: I had made sex with my girlfriend.
Me: Dylan you liar, your dating a guy.
Dylan: NO IM FRIGGEN NOT!! *pmsing*
Me: Then what is that dried up white stain on your face? Scrap that off, its embarrassing hanging around you.
Me: Dylan you liar, your dating a guy.
Dylan: NO IM FRIGGEN NOT!! *pmsing*
Me: Then what is that dried up white stain on your face? Scrap that off, its embarrassing hanging around you.
by Mr Eastman January 23, 2009
The best there ever is, was, and always will be. Daddy Master Dylan is who you think of when you sleep and wake up.
by JTS2 April 08, 2021
by fly around fred yt May 26, 2019
The artist who released "Nashville Skyline," which mrs yuck obviously didn't listen to, or else she would know Bob Dylan CAN in fact sing. Furthermore, he's a better lyricist than she could ever hope to be.
The author thinks that he speaks for Dylan fans worldwide when he asks mrs yuck to go back to listening to Blink 182.
The author thinks that he speaks for Dylan fans worldwide when he asks mrs yuck to go back to listening to Blink 182.
by The Switch_ July 20, 2005
The Dylan Top Fade (DTF) was a popular haircut in 2017 and 2018 of Dylan Findlator. This haircut was usually cut by Clyde Findlator. In order to master the DTF you would have to go to trade school for about 2-3 centuries. However, gifted people are able to master this cut in about 1 and a half centuries. The DTF is very uncommon only 3 other people other than Dylan Findlator have a DTF, and they have chosen to stay anonymous.
Person 1: What even is a DTF?
Person 2:The Dylan Top Fade (DTF) was a popular haircut in 2017 and 2018 of Dylan Findlator. This haircut was usually cut by Clyde Findlator.
Person 1: Thanks bro!
Person 2:The Dylan Top Fade (DTF) was a popular haircut in 2017 and 2018 of Dylan Findlator. This haircut was usually cut by Clyde Findlator.
Person 1: Thanks bro!
by CSS X SENSATIONAL April 28, 2019
Coolest guy ever. Has a unique voice, and LURVE it.
He's JEWISH!!!!
He was a hottie when he was younger.
Not anymore.
Overall... the coolest person eva.
He's JEWISH!!!!
He was a hottie when he was younger.
Not anymore.
Overall... the coolest person eva.
Me: Look it's Bob Dylan on TV!
Tyler: He sucks. I like the Eagles better.
Me: *Takes out gun and shoots him*
Me: Haha, Bitch.
Tyler: x_X
Tyler: He sucks. I like the Eagles better.
Me: *Takes out gun and shoots him*
Me: Haha, Bitch.
Tyler: x_X
by funkfunk April 14, 2006