Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.

Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!

by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024

a dave drop

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.

Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.

by allaboutfloyd July 7, 2016

Dave

He’s just a chill guy

Bro dave is literally just a chill guy

by jamaicaontop March 4, 2025

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

Daving

The act of fingering your own asshole while your legs are raised and behind your head.

Oi, stop daving and get over here.

I walked into a room and saw him Daving.

by Cried out for Ted Longford October 14, 2020

Sweet Baby Dave

The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.

The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.

by Lawls92 November 25, 2021

Dave

That dumbass person at work that lives here: 192.16.148.239

I fucking hate Dave.

by bigboyballs445 December 7, 2023