dave

a male nickname short for david

I am DAVE

by pezenis December 29, 2024

Dave

Dave in the locality of Digos means "Putangina mo." It is usually used as a joke for people who are usually called "Putangina."

Person 1: Kumusta Psalm?
Person 2: Huy Dre, Kamusta! Para kang isang Dave. Grabe pre putangina mo talaga ah.

by Evrey June 08, 2021

Dave

Nah fuck that, mate. Don't do it.

Them: Hey do you want to go line dancing tonight?
Me: Dave.

by OfficialistDaveNoCap April 28, 2022

Dave

Male version of a Karen

Don’t call the manager Dave.

by AlfUWU March 25, 2022

Dave

Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.

My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that

by May 01, 2024

Dave

Dave is sexy, smart, tall guy with some amazing surfing skills. He can run fast and has decent tan on his body.

Girls always falls in love with Dave and Dave take good care of his fans.

by I’m sexy and I know it December 23, 2021

Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 04, 2021