Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

beat the dirt off someone

To beat the dirt off someone is basically to beat someone up who has poor hygienic habits.

I'm going to beat the dirt off someone if I find out who stole my burger.

by [e-mail] January 17, 2017

knock my dick in the dirt

Knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!

by Scotty1962 May 27, 2017

slam my dick in the dirt

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

by John March 14, 2005

Only snakes knows dirt

1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.

2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.

Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt

Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.

You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 28, 2007

tree hugging dirt worshipper

Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.

Meghan and Nick Forsberg are tree hugging dirt worshippers.

by Megz n Denzer July 09, 2004

Tongue Punch The Dirt Star

The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.

Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?

by Jdizub August 09, 2012