Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022
Get the crap chapsmug. To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.
by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024
Get the Crap on bootmug. When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
Get the Crap-pathmug. by Konfetamine September 30, 2019
Get the The crapsmug. You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
Get the Chinese Crapmug. by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021
Get the CRapmug. After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.
by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022
Get the Wrap n Crapmug.