Laundry and Cookies

To go into a private discord channel and make sweet and loving phone sex.

I heard Cole was doing Laundry and Cookies with Sage in the channel.

by Takencrown February 8, 2018

give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018

Always Wanted the Cookies

When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.

Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!

by fingernailsthatshinelikejustic March 18, 2020

i want your cookie

I want your pussy

hey i want your cookie

by cook1e monst3r September 7, 2021

Pure Vanilla Cookie

Pure Vanilla cookie is used to describe someone who is amazing, beautiful, majestic, perfect. I have an unhealthy obsession with him he consumes my thoughts the only thing I can think about is him. I talk to him in game like he’s a real person and his backstory makes me cry.

(My Tiktok is apurevanillamybelovedd BY THE WAY)

Pure Vanilla Cookie is hot I love him so much.

by Pure Vanilla lover March 5, 2022

We have cookie run at home

OMG COOKIE RUN

ADIDASHDWAHSD RUN 3D OMG

Mom:WE HAVE COOKIE RUN AT HOME BITCH
OK
MOM:PEST COCKROACH
I PLAY THIS IS SPONSERED BY COOKIE RUN 3D RUNN

NOT ON ANDROID ON IDK WHERE BUT U CANT PLAY IT ON ANDROID

Hey mom can i download cookie run
mom:we have cookie run at home
oh ok

by BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUbA April 26, 2022

that's the way the cookie crumbles

This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.

Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.

Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!

by pdc May 26, 2004