your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

Cook Islands

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!

Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(

by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023

Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.

Fuck she’s cooked bro

by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021

Riley cook

He is the most gayest person in the world.

Boy#1 “get your hands off Riley cook he is mine!!!”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”

by Juan Pablo Escobar February 23, 2020

Cook

Rest og the Month is fuck Your girlfriend dag

Defined Cook i ræva

by Hans_erik_førde October 18, 2019

Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked

Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass

by Olegard April 18, 2022