Chronic

1: Pidgin for someone who smokes way too much weed

2: A crackhead

“Ey you like go smoke some pakololo”
“Brah its 10 in the morning you one chronic”

by BigRatMouse April 8, 2023

Chromesthesia

The thing (I don’t know whether to call it a mental illness or not because I have no idea if it counts as one) where someone hears sound and associates it with a color. The color is different for every sound and person, and could be related to personal events.

Person 1: I have chromesthesia
Person 2: the fuck is that
person 1: it’s where I hear sounds and my brain associates it with a color
Person 2: okay so what does my voice sound like
Person 1: way too yellow for my liking
Person 2: tf

by AnonymousCheezit April 24, 2023

chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023

Chromebook Rat

Someone that is always on their school provided Chromebook, even at home, playing games on it. Pretty much a Chromebook addict.

Person 1: "Bro John's the biggest Chromebook rat ever, he's always playing games in class."
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.

by Luccafish May 21, 2023

Chromebook

Chromebook

Chromebook

by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023

Chromebook

a super shitty peice of school technology.

"hey did you get that computer?" "it runs like a fucking chromebook."

by astinkywinky June 2, 2023

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023