head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

by DJP August 23, 2003

Squeeze Cheese

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.

Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !

by Zeflar July 1, 2004

mozzarella cheese

type of cheese. believed to have been created by gabriella marchitelli

girl: hey whos that?
boy: its gabriella mozzarella cheese!

by myafhf August 7, 2009

Fromunda' Cheese

The accumulation of fermented "Duck Butter" from under the male gentiles. It creates a thick layer on the "gooch" that looks strikingly similar to cheese.
Fromunda' refers to "From-unda my nuts!"

Eww!!! Martine just wiped his fromunda' cheese all over Dave's face.

by nate.tec.mi October 22, 2008

mac and cheese

A term used by close friends when in a group to indicate they would like some privacy for about five minutes while they masturbate. This usually occurs in a group of gamer friends on a Skype chat, or similar online chat program.

Hey man, I'm gonna go make some mac and cheese. I'll be back in five minutes.

by Joseph Gibson January 11, 2009

Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

queef cheese

When the female vagina exerts a putrid odor along with a slight discolored ooze

Put the queef cheese on my salad Agnes

by Myniqqa April 6, 2014