Rhiannon's Law

Every internet forum, no matter how friendly and peaceful, will always eventually succumb to mod drama.

"This group was awesome til all the admin bullshit. Rhiannon's Law in action."

by TopSecretHL7Officer September 12, 2016

Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021

motherfucker-in-law

When you hate your mother-in-law so much.

Everything I do is wrong for my mother-in-law. She is really motherfucker-in-law!

by 151bar151 October 1, 2016

Harvilla's Law

The longer an economic or political discussion or debate lasts, the probability of someone proclaiming "Taxes are theft" approaches one.

We were arguing about raising taxes for the millionaires, and Joe broke Harvilla's Law when he said taxes were theft and that he isn't going to let the government steal his hard earned money.

by Diablobo November 22, 2018

Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.

When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.

by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016

Chapman's Law

A term that originated on Facebook, Chapman's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will question if a photo of someone is displaying their cumface. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Chapman's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"What a mentalist. All that with her kid in her arms!!"

"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."

"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"

by TheMightyPrune November 29, 2011

Louie's Law

When something goes right, and three other things go wrong

I found twenty bucks in the road, then got hit by a car, driven by the guy my girlfriend cheated on me with, while she was blowing him. I blame Louie's Law

by T-man from D town November 7, 2010